Man Vs. Car..... Car Wins

So went on a call last night at 1130 PM.... I learned that people need to stop being stupid.... This guy told his buddy to drive straight at him and he would jump over the moving car. Obviously this was a great idea to start off with. It got even better when they decided it would be best for the car to be going 100 mph cause that way he didn't need to jump as high for as long cause the car would go below him.... Well he jumped to early came down and got spread across a half mile of asphault. That sucked to clean. Either way, whipped out the handy ultra shop vac. Which is combination pressure washer and vaccuum truck and cleaned that fucker off the street. He didn't survive, his friends car was totalled and his friend is being charged with manslaughter.... Human stupidity should be tacked on the charges with a sentance of castration, no mas contaminating the gene pool.

Truely a darwin award nominee

What This Shit Is All About

So anyway... Some people have interesting jobs, some have lame jobs, some have disgusting jobs... I have two of those above three. I work cleaning up the dead. That's right... When ever people die, weither it be naturally caused or homicide or suicide, the job of cleaning up the mess is never really addressed. There are over 18 different blood borne pathogens present at the scene of a traumatic death, some of which can live outside the body for up to three days. I work for an independant contractor that deals in the cleaning up of these traumatic crime scenes. In the postings I will be talking about some of the scenes I have seen. This is not going to be pretty, this is not going to be for the faint of heart. Parental discretion is advised....